In our morning paper today, there is something interesting in the Police Column. Well, it was interesting to me because I truly try to see the light side.
No one needs to be a rocket scientist these days to know EVERYBODY is suffering economically . . . well, at least 95% of the population!
So, imagine my surprise to see that a house was broken into and money was stolen from a mattress!!
If you recall, a mattress was always considered a pretty safe place to keep your money. And today, well, you only get about 3/4% less on your money in the mattress than from the bank.
If there is a moral to this, it would be to not tell anyone if you have money in your mattress.
. . . and no, there is no money in our mattress so don't wreck it looking for five dollar bills!
11 years ago
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